its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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