I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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