shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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