DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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