I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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