U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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