hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Who wears a wallet chain?!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
