how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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