shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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