I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
we made out on top of his cat.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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