So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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