Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
