Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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