just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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