i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i came on her dog
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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