So drunk, too bad you don't want this
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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