so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I wear drunk well.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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