Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who did Billy Mays play for?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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