i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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