We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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