Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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