shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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