I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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