Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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