trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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