the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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