i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
This is my gift to your gina
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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