he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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