im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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