i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
