So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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