I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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