Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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