I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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