her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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