Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
