So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
