You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
one two three fourrrrnication!
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
