Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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