He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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