he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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