so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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