Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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