D3 body, D1 cock
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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