Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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