The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
