try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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