They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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