she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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