New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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