you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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